Q. Why is my GF flat 🙂 ? A. Because she’s 11, give it some time. This was a comment on a Youtube video called why the universe is flat […]
An integer walks into a bar. He runs into his friend d/dx, and nobody has seen him since. Please send help, everyone is worried. If we could only integrate our […]
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do […]
7:00 a.m. Alarm goes off. Got to get up early to hit the books! 7:01 Hit snooze for two more hours 9:01 Alrite now, gotta get up and read some […]
I take 15 breaks during my 5 min study; On 6th minute I realize, I’m destructed and research www “how to be productive”. after psychoanalyzing my behavior.. I intensely setup […]
So that i can rub off nose boogers inside the pages. 😀 Thats fucked up, Man!!
Never Taunt your dog… or take it too far…
A man takes his wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns […]